If ya have some, please let us know and we'll post the good ones.
The longer you stay there,
the worse your rectal cranial inversion gets.
One useless man is a disgrace.
Two become a law firm and
three or more become a Congress
The place where States send people that can’t function in real society.
"I haven’t seen this much crap since I saw
a horse laxative commercial"
Internal workings of Congress
"I’ve seen monkey s**t fights at the zoo
that were more organized than this"
Most Members of Congress
"People that cant even warm up the chair they sit in because their head is in the way."